Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Rouruinas wacky web tales

The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Lightning and Thunder were walking down a(n) Black trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Green and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Lightning and Thunder began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Ran so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Lightning began to get worried, but Thunder seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Thunder said. “Do you see that Cat? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Lightning, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Lightning felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage Lightning had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 123 feet tall, and it was covered with Red ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Lightning had ever seen!

Lightning said, “Thunder, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Pig! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” saidThunder.

Lightning was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Eyes chatter asThunder opened the door. All of a sudden, Lightning felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Lightning!” they all Rat.

The Haunted Tower by Benjamin

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Jack and Sophie were walking down a(n) Purple trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Cool and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Jack and Sophie began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Shouted so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Jack began to get worried, but Sophie seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Sophie said. “Do you see that Dolphin ? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Jack, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Jack felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageJack had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 11 feet tall, and it was covered with Red ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Jack had ever seen!

Jack said, “Sophie, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Dog! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Sophie.

Jack was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Legs chatter as Sophieopened the door. All of a sudden, Jack felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Jack!” they all Flew.

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon and were walking down a(n) trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. and began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. began to get worried, but seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” said. “Do you see that ? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried , who was relieved.

Once they got closer, felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about feet tall, and it was covered with ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing had ever seen!

said, “, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) ! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said .

was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his chatter as opened the door. All of a sudden, felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, !” they all .

By sujan

The haunted tower

The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Horace and Mary Ann were walking down a(n) Spooky trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Dark and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Horace and Mary Ann began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Howled so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Horace began to get worried, but Mary Ann seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Mary Ann said. “Do you see that Castle? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Horace , who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Horace felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageHorace had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about3)5479997422590000000001344556775655556667778999999887700000098877666665555 2346789900098877765544322345678899998777766666554331223333333333000000000009985559793897@2978387828872@876413&38764&13487659841374698341 ryioqertyliqeurty iler ytliwerytruiytiuerytieruytiweurytliuewrytiewrytuiweryteryteryt8554432213 feet tall, and it was covered with Purple ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Horace had ever seen!

Horace said, “Mary Ann , let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Beach! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” saidMary Ann .

Horace was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Head chatter as Mary Ann opened the door. All of a sudden, Horace felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Horace !” they all Flew.

By Jindh

Nathaniels wacy web tale

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Greg and Mary were walking down a(n) Scary trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Fat and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Greg and Mary began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Ran so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Greg began to get worried, but Mary seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Mary said. “Do you see that Dog? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Greg, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Greg felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageGreg had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 100002344 feet tall, and it was covered with Green ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Greg had ever seen!

Greg said, “Mary, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Fish! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Mary.

Greg was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Arms chatter as Maryopened the door. All of a sudden, Greg felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Greg!” they all Flew.

Warren's wacky web tale

The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Dean and Merry were walking down a(n) Cool trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Awesome and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Dean and Merry began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Fart so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Dean began to get worried, but Merry seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Merry said. “Do you see that Cat? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Dean, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Dean felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageDean had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 9 feet tall, and it was covered with Green ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Dean had ever seen!

Dean said, “Merry, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Dog! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Merry.

Dean was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Abs chatter as Merryopened the door. All of a sudden, Dean felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Dean!” they all Ran.

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Bob and Deby were walking down a(n) Black trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Red and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Bob and Deby began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Ran so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Bob began to get worried, but Deby seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Deby said. “Do you see that gorola? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Bob, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Bob felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageBob had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 100000000000 feet tall, and it was covered with Blue ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Bob had ever seen!

Bob said, “Deby, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Cat! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Deby.

Bob was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his arms chatter as Deby opened the door. All of a sudden, Bob felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Bob!” they all Ran.

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Tom and Jackey were walking down a(n) Shinny trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Black and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Tom and Jackey began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Run so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Tom began to get worried, but Jackey seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Jackey said. “Do you see that Cat? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Tom, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Tom felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageTom had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 13 feet tall, and it was covered with Sliver ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Tom had ever seen!

Tom said, “Jackey, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Banana ! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” saidJackey.

Tom was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Arms chatter as Jackeyopened the door. All of a sudden, Tom felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Tom!” they all Flew.

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Harry potter and Katy perry were walking down a(n) gigantic trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Stink and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Harry potter and Katy perry began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they swung so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Harry potter began to get worried, but Katy perry seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Katy perry said. “Do you see that rubbish bin? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Harry potter, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Harry potter felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottage Harry potter had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about123467891234567810092558838784781729749379259459453465384659859295932652859292395625648602016665838881041623688299819828684689414656996960070250650480318448848034084484880403031013feet tall, and it was covered with gold ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Harry potterhad ever seen!

Harry potter said, “Katy perry, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) paper! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Katy perry.

Harry potter was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his toes chatter as Katy perry opened the door. All of a sudden, Harry potter felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Harry potter!” they all swam.

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The Haunted Tower

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Jack and Rosie were walking down a(n) Spooky trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Dark and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Jack and Rosie began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Ran so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Jack began to get worried, but Rosie seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Rosie said. “Do you see that Fish? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Jack, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Jack felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageJack had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about1234567891011111314151636463672773756466172938465456475859574361432547585857464534242563844994484233547858547534232334658695845251424648606951694$64847477434feet tall, and it was covered with Black ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Jack had ever seen!

Jack said, “Rosie, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Rubbish bin! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Rosie.

Jack was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Eyes chatter as Rosie opened the door. All of a sudden, Jack felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Jack!” they all Swung.By Tia

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Harry and Mary were walking down a(n) Hairy trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Gold and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Harry and Mary began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Ran so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Harry began to get worried, but Mary seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Mary said. “Do you see that Ms Lagah? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Harry, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Harry felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageHarry had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about1112133123221134456666 feet tall, and it was covered with gold ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Harry had ever seen!

Harry said, “Mary, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Apple! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” saidMary.

Harry was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Eyes chatter as Maryopened the door. All of a sudden, Harry felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Harry!” they all flew. By Alex Kidd

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The Haunted Tower

It started to get dark. Tom began to get worried, but Jackey seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Jackey said. “Do you see that Cat? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Tom, who was relieved.

Tom said, “Jackey, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Banana ! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” saidJackey.

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Jack and Jill were walking down a(n) Purple trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Blue and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Jack and Jill began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Ran so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Jack began to get worried, but Jill seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Jill said. “Do you see that Wolf? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Jack, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Jack felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageJack had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about 10000000000000000feet tall, and it was covered with Purple ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Jack had ever seen!

Jack said, “Jill, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Apple! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Jill.

Jack was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Legs chatter as Jill opened the door. All of a sudden, Jack felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Jack!” they all Runs. By devlyn austin

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The Haunted Tower

One afternoon Harry and Sally were walking down a(n) Shinny trail, looking for kindling for their campfire. The trees were Blue and green, and there were colorful wildflowers all around. Harry and Sally began to pick the wildflowers, and after a while, they Run so far that they had wandered away from the trail.

It started to get dark. Harry began to get worried, but Sally seemed excited to have an adventure. “Look!” Sally said. “Do you see that Cat? It looks like a house!”

“We're saved!” cried Harry, who was relieved.

Once they got closer, Harry felt very uneasy again. It didn't look like the cozy little cottageHarry had been imagining, but rather a big, spooky tower! It was about131214631526622783848857463 feet tall, and it was covered with Blue ivy and moss. It was the creepiest thing Harry had ever seen!

Harry said, “Sally, let's keep walking! There's no way I'm going into that tower! It looks haunted!”

“Don't be such a(n) Apple! We're going in. I think it looks perfectly un-haunted!” said Sally.

Harry was so scared that he could not open his eyes. He felt his Arms chatter as Sallyopened the door. All of a sudden, Harry felt that he was not alone. He opened his eyes, prepared to see the worst. But instead, he saw all his friends and family inside the haunted tower! “Surprise! Happy birthday, Harry!” they all Flew .

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

Another Wacky Web Tale by Alex

The Pet Show

One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town.

“That's Hairy!” I said. “I'm sure Maxie will win.”

Maxie is our pet Dog. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking her Arms and jumping through Dogs. Her favorite food is Cakes. It's the only thing she'll eat.

On the day of the pet show, I got up early, washed Maxie, and tied her favorite T-shirtaround her neck. She looked Skinny.

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big Cat. On the other side was a(n) Spain poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them howMaxie can balance a(n) Oliver on her Eyes. They were very impressed.

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big Kangaroo with Gold stripes. But Maxiegot a(n) Brown ribbon for being the most Skinny Dog at the show.

Monday, 17 March 2014

Part One of our Room A Mystery Series

Sunday, 16 March 2014

The Mystery Begins...

Someone from Room A is lost... but where in the world are they? How can we get them back?

The Mystery Begins........

Homework Week 7

This week our homework is on Google Drive! Everyone should have been given their log-in details for Google at the end of today.

Use this to log into Google. Remember to put capital letters where they need to be, if you have used them. Remember also, our 'Website Rules' - no spaces and no capital letters.

Once you have logged in, click on the "More" button, and then click on "Drive"

Under the "Shared with Me" folder (find this on the left-hand side of the screen), you should have a folder that has your name on it.

Open this folder by clicking on it.

In this folder there should be three documents. One is called Drive Draft, one is called either Rainforests, Camping or Dolce..., the last one is called Homework Week 7.

Open the Homework document - this is where you need to do your homework! It will save automatically before you log out. Homework is due on Friday. I will be marking it, on Drive, over the weekend.

If you have any issues with Google Drive, please let me know BEFORE school the next day.

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Saturday, 15 March 2014

Mystery in Room A

This week we have a mystery to solve. Someone is missing... Stay tuned to see what happens next!

Thursday, 13 March 2014

Week 7 Plan for Room A

Monday
Mrs Summers teaching in Room A.

Tuesday
Building our Kia Kaha Waka (Hopefully!).

Wednesday
Formal Assembly (10.30am)
Kapa Haka (1.40pm)
Student-Led Conferences (3.15pm - 5.30pm)

Thursday
Library (Please remember to bring your books back!)

Friday
Science Experiment Fun!!

No More Swimming

There is no more swimming at school anymore!

Thursday, 6 March 2014

Dylan's Wacky Web Tale

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An Odd Animal

The bob is an animal that has brown fur with black spots on its legs and eyes. Its tail is shaped like a(n) car which it uses to run horses. An adult bob may weigh more than10000000 pounds and stand over 200 feet high.

The bob can be found only in New Zealand and canda. Although its favorite food is milk, it also likes to eat people. If you ever see a(n) bob, be sure not to ever sing “the man.” That song makes it hairy. Instead, give it a few milk and be on your way.

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An Odd Animal

The Lion is an animal that has Orange fur with Light Blue spots on its Feet and Fingers. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Tree which it uses to iPad Lions. An adult Lion may weigh more than 1111111222223333444555666777888999 pounds and stand over44444444444555555555566666777888994 feet high.

The Lion can be found only in Nz and Madagascar . Although its favorite food is Fish and chips, it also likes to eat Dinosaurs. If you ever see a(n) Lion, be sure not to ever sing “Good night.” That song makes it Hairy . Instead, give it a few Fish and chips and be on your way.

Flynn's Wacky Web Tales

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An Odd Animal

The cropacater is an animal that has green fur with black spots on its arms and legs. Its tail is shaped like a(n) car which it uses to typeing computers. An adult cropacater may weigh more than 1000000 pounds and stand over 1000 feet high.

The cropacater can be found only in new zeland and astralea. Although its favorite food ismeats, it also likes to eat i pads. If you ever see a(n) cropacater, be sure not to ever sing “photograph.” That song makes it legs. Instead, give it a few meats and be on your way.

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An Odd Animal

The Danny is an animal that has Blue fur with Green spots on its Arms and Legs. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Tree which it uses to Run Cat. An adult Danny may weigh more than90000000 pounds and stand over 12345678900000 feet high.

The Danny can be found only in New Zealand and Madagascar. Although its favorite food is Carrots, it also likes to eat King. If you ever see a(n) Danny, be sure not to ever sing “YMCA.” That song makes it Hiary. Instead, give it a few Carrots and be on your way.

An odd animal cububabu

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An Odd Animal

The Cubadubduba is an animal that has Purple fur with Blue spots on its Heads and Tails. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Stick which it uses to Mine Mice. An adult Cubadubduba may weigh more than 20000°0000000000 pounds and stand over 8900000000000 feet high.

The Cubadubduba can be found only in Egypt and Madagascar . Although its favorite food is Banana, it also likes to eat Prince. If you ever see a(n) Cubadubduba, be sure not to ever sing “Fruit salad.” That song makes it Stinky. Instead, give it a few Banana and be on your way.

By Jindh

Tyler's wacky web tale

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An Odd Animal

The is an animal that has fur with spots on its and . Its tail is shaped like a(n) which it uses to . An adult may weigh more than pounds and stand over feet high.

The can be found only in and . Although its favorite food is , it also likes to eat . If you ever see a(n) , be sure not to ever sing “.” That song makes it . Instead, give it a few and be on your way.

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An Odd Animal

The Boom loin is an animal that has Purple fur with Blue spots on its Arms and Fingers. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Car which it uses to Write Cakes. An adult Boom loin may weigh more than 20000000005555550000 pounds and stand over11110000002222233344455566778890 feet high.

The Boom loin can be found only in New Zealand and India . Although its favorite food isApples, it also likes to eat Kings. If you ever see a(n) Boom loin, be sure not to ever sing “Baby had a little lame.” That song makes it Hairy. Instead, give it a few Apples and be on your way.

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An Odd Animal

The Paigey is an animal that has Purple fur with Blue spots on its Leg and Eyes. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Cat which it uses to Walk Lions. An adult Paigey may weigh more than10894567832 pounds and stand over 2636836454 feet high.

The Paigey can be found only in New Zealand and Madagascar. Although its favorite food is Apples, it also likes to eat Trees. If you ever see a(n) Paigey, be sure not to ever sing “YMCA .” That song makes it Funny. Instead, give it a few Apples and be on your way.

Manaia's Wacky Web Tales

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An Odd Animal

The Lion is an animal that has Gold fur with Oriange spots on its Ames and legs . Its tail is shaped like a(n) River which it uses to Working house. An adult Lion may weigh more than 200000 pounds and stand over Mmongolia feet high.

The Lion can be found only in Afrcar and . Although its favorite food is , it also likes to eat. If you ever see a(n) Lion, be sure not to ever sing “.” That song makes it . Instead, give it a few and be on your way.

Williams wacky web tales

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An Odd Animal

The Bumey is an animal that has Gold fur with Black spots on its Legs and Head. Its tail is shaped like a(n) Fishy. which it uses to Hunting Meet. An adult Bumey may weigh more than 10006430000000000000000 pounds and stand over 24245678556789990000 feet high.

The Bumey can be found only in Nz and Fiji . Although its favorite food is Chicken, it also likes to eat Kings. If you ever see a(n) Bumey, be sure not to ever sing “Rude.” That song makes it Hair. Instead, give it a few Chicken and be on your way.