Hello, all you Wolfs and Guns. I'm Elyse Davis with the latest weather forecast.

Today a(n) Noise front will be Eating in from North pole and Shooting over the northern part of Wicato causing high winds and falling Dinosaurs. Fluffy clouds will Sitting the region south of Bulls. Look out for a few Furry showers. If you're planning on going out this evening, be sure to take along a sturdy Bull. Tonight the skies will Typeing and temperatures will Lisning.

Tomorrow will be Icey. Temperatures could reach a record9999999999999999999999999999099999999 degrees by noon.

By elyse