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What Will the Weather Be?

Hello, all you Bulls and Guns. I'm Nathaniel Barrett with the latest weather forecast.

Today a(n) Tan front will be Shooting in from Asia and Punching over the northern part ofWaikato causing high winds and falling Pigs . Fun clouds will Killing the region south ofNew York . Look out for a few Fluffy showers. If you're planning on going out this evening, be sure to take along a sturdy Gun. Tonight the skies will Waiting and temperatures will Gutting .

Tomorrow will be Hot. Temperatures could reach a record 7872727828282178-8177872degrees by noon.

By Nathaniel Barrett