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Learn to Be a Rock Star
I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Shay School for Rock Stars.” The courses here areParty rocker!
My first assignment is to learn to play the Electric guitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to Partying around a lot, to Rocking across the stage, and toKilling at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 1234567891011121314151617181920 people following me around, telling me how Awesome I am, how they really like my Ridge line, and how I am the most Happyperson ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) V8 Holden and walk the Black carpet, past all the Having fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will Singing with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 12345678910 songs, all while Laughing across the stage, singing, and Banging at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
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