Sunday, 15 June 2014

Learn to be a rock star 😎

Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Sujan School for Rock Stars.” The courses here areRed!

My first assignment is to learn to play the Electric guitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to Typing around a lot, to Watching across the stage, and toSitting at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 1000000000000000000000000000000 people following me around, telling me how Purple I am, how they really like my Pants, and how I am the most Blue person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Buggati car and walk the Aquamarine carpet, past all the Staring fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will Looking with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 100000000000000000000 songs, all while Reading across the stage, singing, and Finishing at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!

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