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Learn to Be a Rock Star.  

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Elyse School for Rock Stars.” The courses here areRunning !

My first assignment is to learn to play the Drums and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to Running around a lot, to Swimming across the stage, and toKilling at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999people following me around, telling me how Swimming I am, how they really like myPants, and how I am the most Singing person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Car and walk theBlue carpet, past all the Running fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will Helping with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 9999999999999999 songs, all while Jumping across the stage, singing, andSweeping at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!

By Elyse