Sunday, 15 June 2014

Learn to be a Rock Star by Rouruina

Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The rouruina School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are blue!
My first assignment is to learn to play the keybord and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to snowbording around a lot, to running across the stage, and tosleeping at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 121212121212112121212121212121212 people following me around, telling me how green I am, how they really like my shorts, and how I am the most blue person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) huma and walk thered carpet, past all the pranking fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will shoting with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 133313 songs, all while running across the stage, singing, and sleeping at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!

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