Sunday, 15 June 2014

Riks the rock star

Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Rik School for Rock Stars.” The courses here areFlying!

My first assignment is to learn to play the Keyboard and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to Sitting around a lot, to Typing across the stage, and to Looking at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 100000000000000 people following me around, telling me how Killing I am, how they really like my Undys, and how I am the most Punching person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Masadies and walk the Purple carpet, past all the Boring fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will Bored with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 100000000000000 songs, all while Looking across the stage, singing, and Soar at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget! By rik

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