Learn to Be a Rock Star
I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Bianca School for Rock Stars.” The courses here arestink!
My first assignment is to learn to play the acordian and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to blinking around a lot, to flying across the stage, and to talking at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have546956756565269575735705235359579566369369217537557168998084202643267436546775477426228743576843976437843people following me around, telling me how cold I am, how they really like my beanie, and how I am the most funny person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) mini-van and walk the brown carpet, past all the punching fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will walk with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 4677967467383677979636896464656785467546546645684564564567245654676526782356735673566735264656546456546464365465466756754674567856756783567866 songs, all while swiming across the stage, singing, and yelling at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
By:Bianca
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