Sunday, 15 June 2014

Learn to be a Rock Star by Tyler

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Learn to Be a Rock Star

I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Tyler School for Rock Stars.” The courses here areCool!

My first assignment is to learn to play the Guitar and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to Snowboarding around a lot, to Killing across the stage, and toWriting at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.

My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 391 people following me around, telling me how Red I am, how they really like my Jacket, and how I am the most Green person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.

My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a(n) Lamborghini and walk the Yellow carpet, past all the Going fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will Sit with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform 335 songs, all while Telling across the stage, singing, and Munching at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!

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